Party Bus

  • starfleet: we're glad you're home
  • starfleet: we've been reviewing your records
  • janeway: k when is my promotion
  • starfleet: what makes you think you're getting a promotion
  • janeway: my future self told me all about it when she broke the temporal prime directive and brought me stolen future technology
  • starfleet: yeah so in that vein there are some things we need to discuss
  • janeway: if there's a problem with the paperwork blame chakotay
  • janeway: i don't do forms i do holographic irish bartenders and former borg drones
  • starfleet:
  • doctor: i can assure you that while in the delta quadrant we conducted ourselves with grace and dignity according to the highest principles of starfleet
  • b'elanna: yeah step off our balls you weren't there you don't know
  • tom: yeah you weren't there that time we stole a keg of omega molecules from some douchebag aliens who were going to blow up the quadrant
  • harry: or that time we played space nascar and ended up in the center of a terrorist plot
  • tom: or that time we were all super horny and built a fake irish city so that we could get drunk and laid
  • harry: or when we tied that guy to a chair and waited for the aliens to eat him because he wouldn't tell us what we wanted to know
  • tom: oh shit remember that time i got 30 days for ignoring the wishes of some foreign government and destroying their mining operation
  • harry: that was almost as crazy as the time you restored that old shuttle but then it fell in love with you and tried to kill b'elanna
  • b'elanna: speaking of which remember when that bomb i made for the maquis came back and tried to kill us
  • chakotay: that reminds me of when seska stole my dna and tried to impregnate herself with my child
  • tom: nothing will ever compare to the time me and the captain had kids and left them on that planet
  • janeway: we were young and innocent then
  • tom: how many lizard years to a human year i feel like i should send a birthday card
  • janeway: like 6
  • tom: you don't even know you're just saying that
  • janeway: you should talk you're such an absent father
  • tom: oh no you didn't
  • janeway: i didn't even want kids
  • starfleet:
  • starfleet: is there a reason you stenciled PARTY BUS on the side of voyager
  • tom:
  • harry:
  • b'elanna:
  • doctor:
  • janeway: is there a reason i shouldn't have

zachlinder:

It is now time for the Airing of Grievances and the Feats of Strength!

Happy Festivus… to the rest of us!

The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances, followed closely by my yearly reblog of this video.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THAT’S RIGHT, DRAG IT. DRAG THAT LONG, SEXY ASS.
OH MY GOD, MOM. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
YOUR FATHER HAS A VERY NICE BACKSIDE. I’M COMMENTING ON IT.
THAT’S SO GROSS. YOU’RE GROSSING ME OUT. DAD, TELL HER SHE’S BEING A SICKO.
HONEY, YOU’RE BEING “A SICKO” AND UPSETTING SAMUEL WITH YOUR COMPLETELY ACCURATE REMARK ABOUT HOW GREAT MY ASS IS.
I’M NOT SORRY.
YOU HEAR THAT, CHAMP? YOUR MOTHER IS UNREPENTANT. SHE’S A WOMAN OF STRONG CONVICTIONS, AND I THINK WE SHOULD RESPECT THAT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THAT’S RIGHT, DRAG IT. DRAG THAT LONG, SEXY ASS.

OH MY GOD, MOM. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?

YOUR FATHER HAS A VERY NICE BACKSIDE. I’M COMMENTING ON IT.

THAT’S SO GROSS. YOU’RE GROSSING ME OUT. DAD, TELL HER SHE’S BEING A SICKO.

HONEY, YOU’RE BEING “A SICKO” AND UPSETTING SAMUEL WITH YOUR COMPLETELY ACCURATE REMARK ABOUT HOW GREAT MY ASS IS.

I’M NOT SORRY.

YOU HEAR THAT, CHAMP? YOUR MOTHER IS UNREPENTANT. SHE’S A WOMAN OF STRONG CONVICTIONS, AND I THINK WE SHOULD RESPECT THAT.

I am a man of my word.

This post will be re-posted by me every year until the internet dies.I’m really sad I don’t have this shirt anymore.  It was a really good shirt.


I timed this to have me reblogging myself re-posting something from the year before last while I’m asleep.  I… I’m… the internet Kwisatz Haderach?


There’s something that I just love about this image, so I’m copying this wholesale from a post of mine from last year:


"Vera Brosgol made it a few years back and it has been my seasonal wallpaper since. Also! She puts it on shirts! That you can buy! By clicking here!If you are thinking “Sure, that is pretty much the best item of clothing man can aspire to create, but it is a mite late in the season for such apparel”, let me say to you that this a worthy investment, as both autumn and mummies are annual events!She also gave me permission to make some wallpapers out of them to show to you all, so you can have as cool a background as I do.1280 x 1024, for normal, patriotic, American type screens and 1400 x 900, for wider, stockier screens, the kind that have to shop at that special store down on Commonwealth and/or are communists.If you want another size, let me know! I have “mad” Photoshop “skills”. (I do not have mad Photoshop skills.)”


The shirts are not for sale anymore, but her prints are pretty great.

I am a man of my word.

This post will be re-posted by me every year until the internet dies.

I’m really sad I don’t have this shirt anymore.  It was a really good shirt.

I timed this to have me reblogging myself re-posting something from the year before last while I’m asleep.  I… I’m… the internet Kwisatz Haderach?

There’s something that I just love about this image, so I’m copying this wholesale from a post of mine from last year:

"Vera Brosgol made it a few years back and it has been my seasonal wallpaper since. Also! She puts it on shirts! That you can buy! By clicking here!

If you are thinking “Sure, that is pretty much the best item of clothing man can aspire to create, but it is a mite late in the season for such apparel”, let me say to you that this a worthy investment, as both autumn and mummies are annual events!

She also gave me permission to make some wallpapers out of them to show to you all, so you can have as cool a background as I do.

1280 x 1024, for normal, patriotic, American type screens and 1400 x 900, for wider, stockier screens, the kind that have to shop at that special store down on Commonwealth and/or are communists.

If you want another size, let me know! I have “mad” Photoshop “skills”. (I do not have mad Photoshop skills.)”

The shirts are not for sale anymore, but her prints are pretty great.

Dear God, I cannot love Thee the way I want to. You are the slim crescent of a moon that I see and my self is the earth’s shadow that keeps me from seeing all the moon. The crescent is very beautiful and perhaps that is all one like I am should or could see; but what I am afraid of, dear God, is that my self shadow will grow so large that it blocks the whole moon, and that I will judge myself by the shadow that is nothing…

- Flannery O’Connor, in her journal, 1946

(from the latest issue of The New Yorker)