- carefully stewarding my pallor
- repeatedly watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on the TiVo
- defecating indoors—copiously, often, and without queueing
- not tongue-kissing a sweaty Java programmer in clown makeup named “Shanti”
- wearing clothes—lots and lots of square, capitalist, heinous-body-covering clothes
This one mostly goes out to Devie, who is the only person I know personally who goes to Burning Man with regularity.
(via: http://www.5ives.com/archives/2004/08/25/five-things-ill-be-doing-while-youre-at-burning-man/)
